A tiny creature that lives in a man's belly button. During the night they come out to bark at your testicles.
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un-cum-fort-a-ble the act of ejaculating in a girl's belly button then making another girl take it as a body shot.
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Pronounced: (Urrr-gum-shh-mur-gem)
Pronounced: (Urrr-gum-shh-mur-gem)
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One of the two different categories of whiskey dick, one a dysfunctional penis, the other, and overly functional dick.
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What exactly is “uncumming”?
To start the process of uncumming, you need to achieve control over the mind of the small tongue see “More about the small tongue and how it works” for more. The process involves the small tongue, which can be best described as an anteater’s tongue slipping out of its snout when it comes to drink water, or eat small insects. The process has been shown to be quite loud, making small “slurp”ing sounds when performed.
More about the small tongue and how it works:
The small tongue is less like a tongue, in actuality, due to the fact it is sentient and has a mind of it’s own, rather than being a muscle. The small tongue is attached to the inside of the genitalia (for both sexes), and can retract into it, and into a small skin pouch, unable to be seen. The inside of the genitalia is thoroughly lubed during the process, which makes way for the sticky tongue to not cause any problems inside of there. It can quickly lap up the ejaculate, the surface of the tongue has been altered over evolution to become more efficient at this. Though this process still requires you to master the skill, which can become better and faster with time.
What exactly is “uncumming”?
To start the process of uncumming, you need to achieve control over the mind of the small tongue see “More about the small tongue and how it works” for more. The process involves the small tongue, which can be best described as an anteater’s tongue slipping out of its snout when it comes to drink water, or eat small insects. The process has been shown to be quite loud, making small “slurp”ing sounds when performed.
More about the small tongue and how it works:
The small tongue is less like a tongue, in actuality, due to the fact it is sentient and has a mind of it’s own, rather than being a muscle. The small tongue is attached to the inside of the genitalia (for both sexes), and can retract into it, and into a small skin pouch, unable to be seen. The inside of the genitalia is thoroughly lubed during the process, which makes way for the sticky tongue to not cause any problems inside of there. It can quickly lap up the ejaculate, the surface of the tongue has been altered over evolution to become more efficient at this. Though this process still requires you to master the skill, which can become better and faster with time.
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