upgrade

n. The process of walking up to a toilet intending to urinate and, before or after urinating, changing one's mind to instead sit down and defecate.

v. To perform an upgrade.

While I was pissing I let out the biggest, nastiest fart. It stank so bad, I knew I had to upgrade.

by Lobsters Attack March 4, 2011

upgrade

the better version up sess, usally it is more passionate and more orgamic

Girl: I'm horny.

Guy: Want to upgrade?

Girl: yeaa.

by goleafs March 24, 2010

Upgrade

Something an overjoyed douchebag says.

After Ashlee Simpson took Pete Wentz's surname, Pete said "upgrade me"

by Danklin24 May 29, 2008

Upgrade

When the effort of an action is pushed to the next level of intensity

Man did you see? Mike L went upgrade on Coach Brown yesterday. She was so happy

by T-Beast January 18, 2009

Upgrade

VERB - To Get Upgrade: Getting fucked up in any way possible. The more upgrade you are. the more fucked up you are.

Bob: yo bill you wanna go get upgrade?
Bill: Hell ya im bout to get upgrade from baloni.
Bob: word holla at cha boy.

by realg34 March 8, 2011

upgrade

1. Seedless marijuana that is better than middies, yet is not nugs.

2. Homegrown nuggets.

I never smoke schwag, only upgrade or nugs.

by Andy Holman October 12, 2005

social upgrade

to social upgrade means to accomplish media by social media for social media marketing, like facebook, twitter, foursquare or linkedin.

social upgrade your media plan by facebook or twitter.

by burkhard July 7, 2011