Uptarded

adv., An improvement upon ones former status as retarded. This is simply a change, not a state of being.

Yo, ever since Leroy got hooked on phonics he started gettin' uptarded and shit...too bad he's still a dumb biznitch

by Lonewolf March 17, 2003

Uptarded

1) The past tense of increasing your retardation, making it greater, in retard style.
2) Making something retarded, making it suit your decore or general liking.

1) Freddy Schmoo uptarded himself by setting fire to his pants with his hands tied behind his back. All unintentionally, of course.
2) I uptarded my bedroom by covering the carpet with flour and wheat.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 2, 2003

Uptarded

It's like an upgrade to being more retarded.

I upgraded my computer from Windows XP to Windows ME.

by Dick Clevage June 18, 2003

Uptarded

uptarded is an increased level of retardedness.

the room got uptarded when you walked in.

by Jesse June 8, 2003

Unitarded

A combination of the words Universal and Retarded. Unitarded refers to something that is retarded and happens at Universal Studios Orlando.

God that idea was unitarded.

by Fickey August 28, 2007

uptarded

uptarded: stupid or moronic

Example: The Facebook staff are uptarded.

by Ashley&Andrew January 3, 2009

Unitarded

Any religious movement created by Alan Moore's comics of boundary-crossing molestation of family or neighbors or country, claimed by membership enrollment for housing flips of realty; actually a way to gather an army of morons to kill authorship on revenge of attorneys from Britain.

Someone told me a Unitarian was marrying into the family, and I knew I'd be unitarded for anti-Semitism. What's the deal with Hitler always molesting a kid with a fag smile and a pat on the head?

by L'Escroc August 2, 2021