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Rampaging Shit Unicorns 

Two Or More Unicorns Made Of Shit That Battle To The Death In Your Lower Intestine Cause Pain In the Abdomen Region. Each Unicorn Bashes heads Until One Dies Or Forfeits His Own Life, When They Miss There Horn Hits The Side Of The Intestine Causing Stomach Pain. When The Loser Is "Executed" It Is Expelled Out The Anus As A Medly Of chunky But Watery Poo
John Was hospitalized For Stomach Pains As 4 rampaging Shit Unicorns Fought for Survival.

unicornsonlsd 

A kid with crusty feet who is a napalm victim and is a neek and computer addict and masturbates using the lube from his moisturising cream for his exma
J A M E S I S G A Y - unicornsonlsd
unicornsonlsd by XxNEGR0SL4Y3RxX September 17, 2017

The Unicorns 

The Unicorns have made my life into an eternal neon light...which is good.
The Unicorns by Laura March 21, 2005

unicornia 

A place where all the unicorns come from
They stay hidden from humans just like mermaids
I wish I could go to unicornia
unicornia by jasontheawesome March 2, 2015

Chasing Unicorns

A mystical company that originated in San Francisco in 2019, launched at Dreamforce with two unicorns outfits and has been growing at rate of 300% every month.

Their motto is “be different”, and will be replacing school systems. Check them out: unicorns.co
Ever since Chasing Unicorns launched, the world has never been the same!
Chasing Unicorns by unicorns.hq February 13, 2020

rainbows and unicorns 

A sarcastic expression of wellbeing used when confronted by a shitstorm or a clusterfuck of magnificent and awe inspiring proportions. A series of painful incidents or unfortunate experiences.
It’s twenty below zero, my hat froze to my wet head, a pigeon shit in my coffee and then some punk kid knocked me down and stole my wallet when I got off the train. So far, it’s all rainbows and unicorns!
rainbows and unicorns by chewypooh74 September 11, 2013

Unicornsexual 

It means no sexual feelings for humans, probaly just fictional characters
B: My daughter/son is so Unicornsexual
A : *Ignores everyone and reads/watches books/movies*
Unicornsexual by Lemirila June 5, 2015