unfuckingbelievable

so unbelievable you have to add fucking for extra umph!
.. my FAVORITE word ..

UnFUCKINGbelievable! I would have never thought that drinking 18 beers could make anyone so hott!

by Errn April 8, 2003

unpacking

to take things out of one's suitcase and put them in their proper locations. normal people do this. procrastinators do not.

I should be unpacking

by AmandaLynn88 June 17, 2008

unfuckingfortunately

An unfortunate event that is not terribly unfortunate but just a pain in the ass.

I just finished my basement and unfuckingfortunately it flooded again.

by JEDJanis August 14, 2010

unfuckingbelievable

When something is so hard to imagine, that you just can't fucking believe it.

Did you see that jerkoff pull out in front of my car and almost hit me?!
That was just unfuckingbelievable!!!

by Sandra April 14, 2005

unfuckingfixbroken

When something was fixed but then ended up breaking again due to an improper or careless attempt to fix the issue in the first place. Usually the cause of laziness or ignorance

Derpette: I thought I told you to fix the flux capacitor.
Derp: I did.
Derpette: But it still doesn't work.
Derp: Then it probably got unfuckingfixbroken again.

by CarterDragon July 13, 2012

uncorking a vintage

Masturbation with the utmost attention to one's pleasure and satisfaction.

Sorry I didn't answer the door bro, I was uncorking a vintage.

by headydead September 25, 2013

Uncorking the Red Wine

when someone rips out a girls tampon with his teeth and then eats her out

Kotch got so drunk and horny that he couldn't control himself from Elizabeth knowing it was her time of the month, so he took her in the bathroom and started Uncorking the Red Wine.

by JizzyJake38 December 6, 2010