(Proper Noun) Ulises is the quintessential, personification of the
error of mankind. While mostly docile, Ulises tends to build cases on his peers with which he’
s able to blackmail at his victims least suspecting moments; these moments typically occur after a break up, loss of a job, the death of a pet, and/or during a murder.
When encountering a Ulises,
one wants to make sure they are actively up on current pop culture events, specifically in relation to Britney Spears in an
effort to distract and dissuade any nefarious actions.
Carry a back up boysenberry
jam and be prepared to toss it.