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Ultimate Perk

A magical place in Andover, Massachusetts in which is guarded and distributed the sweet sweet succulent nectars of God's magnificent tits.
Bob: Hey what should we do today?
Jackmerius: Partake in the sweet sweet succulent nectar of God's magnificent tits?
Bob: Sooooo.... Ultimate Perk?!?!?!?!?!?!
Jackmerius: You mean the coffee place?
Bob: You large, foolish ass hat, it is so much more than just a coffee place. It is dreams. And that which breaks dreams. And souls. And that which births and which destroys souls. Come, Jackmerius, and I will lead you to salvation.
by SucklingFromTheTeatsOfGod January 14, 2013
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Super Smash Bros. Ultimate

A video game released on the Nintendo Switch, with the words that will forever echo "EVERYONE IS HERE!"
A great game.
Hey did you hear about Super Smash Bros. Ultimate!? It's going to be so good!!
by Aiitsen August 29, 2018
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Uliana

The most beautiful and amazing girl you could ever meet, she'll make you laugh and smile. she'll always support you, and bring you up when you're down. She loves Turkish songs and movies, and has a beautiful voice. Anyone who has an uliana in there life, is extremely lucky:))
Damn I'm so lucky to have an Uliana as a friend!
by Natawoop March 18, 2017
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Heckling the heckler. The revenge for said comedian is going to the heckler's workplace and bothering THEM while they work.
George: "You should go down to where she works and heckle her."
Jerry: "Isn't that the Ultimate Comedian's Revenge? Heckling the heckler."
by Shaunn L. October 13, 2008
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Ultimate Eiffel Tower

Two Eiffel Towers being performed simultaneously. One girl lays across the other girl in an X, while the 4 guys tag team them and high five all at once, creating the 4 columns of the Eiffell tower.
Janet: Dave and Harold lets do an Eiffell tower?

Brenda: Brian and John lets do an Eiffell tower as well.

Brian, John, Harold, and Dave, simultaneously: How about Janet and Brenda lay on top of each other, while they do us, and blow us, and then we high five. Its the Ultimate Eiffel Tower!
by Jmart25 October 27, 2010
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Ultimate Taboo

I walked in on Easton & Aden (twins) trying to surprise them when I found the two having sex with each other, they were committing the ultimate taboo.
by DonatelloTheLuvBird May 10, 2014
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ultimate tumblr sexyman

sometime in 2022 on twitter, there was a competition held to know who the ultimate tumblr sexy man was.

the winner was the one and only, sans undertale.
my friend: who's the ultimate tumblr sexyman?
me: sans undertale
by diplomia December 13, 2022
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