Foul Ukranian

Foul as in Chicken
Ukranian as in Kiev

When you balls deep and creampie ya load up a chick that has an unpleasant, garlic smell from her vagina.
Then she lays there and the Chicken Kiev cream runs out of her.

I blew my load right up Deborah with the stinky pussy and gave her a Foul Ukranian, when it leaked out I felt like chicken Kiev sooo bad.

by Heffington August 8, 2017

Ukranian Pirate

A situation that occurs when, while performing fairly vigorous oral sex, the penis is misdirected and pokes the performer in the eye, possibly resulting in the need for an eye patch.

George: "Dude, what happened to Sheila's eye?! She's wearing an eye patch!"

Ivan: "She was blowin Sergei in the back of a Buick and he gave her a Ukranian Pirate."

by witchdr1 June 30, 2010

Ukranian Dessert

The Ukranian Dessert is when a single man is having sex with a married woman while the approving husband sleeps in the bed beside the couple. The man proceeds to place the married woman's face in his armpit, keeping his eyes fixated on the husband (his true love) until climax.

Went to my neighbor's house last night and had the best Ukranian Dessert! But I can't help but feel dirty.

by YonkersSmurf July 26, 2011

ukranian mudslide

when a guy shits, pees, then ejaculates in a girls vagina then continues to fuck her.

"im going to give this chick a ukranian mudslide"

by urfriendlyneighborhoodstalker March 21, 2010

Ukranian Brian

When you are fucking your boyfriend raw and his brother runs in and backdoors you.

Hey Terry, you remember when we had that special moment and then your brother ran in and back-doored me? He's such a Ukranian Brian.

by ddeessttrrooyy May 3, 2021

Ukranian Birthday

A special day 6 months from your actual birthday where you spend the entire day eating Vodka and Baklava

It's a great day today as it's my Ukranian Birthday.

by HappySpecialTime January 13, 2015

The Ukranian Fog Horn

A sex act in which you stretch someone’s gaping anus, and scream the words of god into their cream hole.

I was so excited when said she would give me the ukranian fog horn. Too bad it ruptured my anus.

by Sponsored_rapist February 7, 2019