Ukrainian

People that are so bad at driving, and most likely to cause a crash because of their driving skills.

"That person drives like a Ukrainian"
"I hate those people.."

by BigBoiThiccBoi October 16, 2019

ukrainian

they are always late, they are fat, and they eat perogies all day long. they are also retards that don't know how to spell.

David wanted to go to the perogie fest, but he was late because he's a slow, retarded piece of poo.

by robert March 7, 2005

Ukrainian

Persistent, resilient, tough as nails. Someone or something that never quits.

Man, that team was down 20 points at halftime but they went all-out Ukrainian in the second half and almost won the game.

by Cliff Booth May 16, 2022

Ukrainian Tractor Pull

The act of stealing a main battle tank by towing it behind a standard farm tractor.

We can defend our homeland by organizing a Ukrainian Tractor Pull.

by NerdyShenanigans March 4, 2022

Ukrainian Fireplace

The practice of making a wall of tires and setting them ablaze serving dual purpose of an impassable wall that keeps oppressive governments out, and you warm. Made popular during the frigid Kiev, Ukraine Revolt.

Hey Дмитро, did you see the live stream of the revolt last night? Yeah, they were flinging tires into the Ukrainian Fireplace all night.

by WarMace January 23, 2014

Ukrainian Tractor Pull

Stealing Russian military vehicles by towing them off, right under the noses of the soldiers assigned to said military equipment.

Did you see that new video of a Ukrainian Tractor pull? They got a frikkin’ tank this time!

by Graetep March 11, 2022

Ukrainian Handshake

The act of placing one fist in the vagina and the other in the anus simultaneously, and attempting to shake one's own hand.

This Eastern European woman asked me to double fist her, but she was too tight in one hole, so I had to use the other hole and gave her the old Ukrainian Handshake.

by ShamusAngus October 5, 2013