Staying friends with someone but unfollowing them on social media when they announce that they are pregnant because you don’t want to read their whiny, attention-seeking pity posts that they’ll make for the next 2 years so that people can unmeaningly call them the usual terms (strong, brave, amazing) simply for the fact that they let someone drop cum into them to make something that has ruined their life.
Did you hear Tracy is pregnant?
“Yeah her whole friends list did… 8 times in the last two hours. I had to Preggo Unfollow her.”
Yeah, save yourself the headache.
“Yeah her whole friends list did… 8 times in the last two hours. I had to Preggo Unfollow her.”
Yeah, save yourself the headache.
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 8, 2023
Get the Preggo Unfollow mug.People on Instagram who will follow you only to unfollow you the next day just so they can boost their following for clout. If these people request to follow you, and then unfollow you, just unfollow them... :)
by Chad Wellington the 3rd January 2, 2019
Get the Unfollowers mug.(n.) A morbid, irrational fear of losing a follower on Twitter. More flagrant because the number of followers you have is perpetually visible on your Twitter home page, so a decrease in their number is much more visible.
Aerith: I keep checking my Twitter every thirty minutes?
Bob: Why is that?
Aerith: Ever since I have reached 100 followers, I feel like someone will unfollow me.
Bob: Bitch you got unfollowphobia.
Bob: Why is that?
Aerith: Ever since I have reached 100 followers, I feel like someone will unfollow me.
Bob: Bitch you got unfollowphobia.
by mistermisteriosa April 28, 2014
Get the unfollowphobia mug.Susie thinks she is all that on twitter. Her posts are getting too snooty so I think I am gonna un-follow her.
I need to un-follow a few tweeters, the posts are getting too much for me to keep up with.
I need to un-follow a few tweeters, the posts are getting too much for me to keep up with.
by sissysusieq April 27, 2009
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Get the unfollowing ghosts mug.''I can't unfollow her, she's unfollowable!''
by Quotenlesbe April 7, 2016
Get the Unfollowable mug.Any ufology oriented conspiracy theorist, that begins stalking you, when your business officially becomes a defense/intelligence contractor.
Derived from ufologist and follow.
Derived from ufologist and follow.
Me: As I was saying special agent Lopez. I heard him rooting around, a little after four. He was removing the hard drives from the computer. I confronted him and he grabbed at something in his waist. I hit him with a couple bursts from my new H&K MP7, that mess is what's left of him.
special agent: Typical ufollowgist bullshit. It was a can of pepper spray, but we found rope and and rag soaked in chloroform on his person. He may have tried to kidnap you.
Me: I've been followed by a ufollowgist before, but never had this violent shit happen. I feel bad for the dumb fuck.
special agent: You still were required to protect any sensitive material, with lethal force anyway. Don't feel bad.
special agent: Typical ufollowgist bullshit. It was a can of pepper spray, but we found rope and and rag soaked in chloroform on his person. He may have tried to kidnap you.
Me: I've been followed by a ufollowgist before, but never had this violent shit happen. I feel bad for the dumb fuck.
special agent: You still were required to protect any sensitive material, with lethal force anyway. Don't feel bad.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 10, 2010
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