Uncomfortable

When Colten doesn't like what Victoria does.

That makes me uNcOmFoRtAbLe.

by Nern King March 6, 2021

Uncomfortable

The magic word to instantly get someone in a FUCK-load of trouble over ANYTHING.

A: *Behaves like a normal person*
Everyone: THE BEHAVIOR MAKES US UNCOMFORTABLE!!!
A: *Banned permanently*

by Someone32143214 December 5, 2023

uncomfortable high

getting way too high and not knowing what to do or say (panic attack may set in around larger groups). Afters smoking too much of the sweet cheeba, freaking out with abnormal heart beats. Most often occurs after smoking the best Ganja in town. Also known as "U of H".

After ripping the bong, Jimbo became uncomfortable high and broke into cold sweats while speaking in African tongues.

Kenny was cheesing out of his mind, must have been uncomfortable high.

I was so uncomfortable high yesterday, I poured ketchup on my sour patch kids.

by jumpin jabronie October 3, 2013

uncomfortable silence

If you hate when people say "awkward silence" you can tell them to shut the fuck up about it and wait for the uncomfortable silence that comes after.

from Pulp Fiction

Mia: Don't you hate that?
Vincent: What?
Mia: Uncomfortable silences. Why do we feel it's necessary to yak about bullshit in order to be comfortable?
Vincent: I don't know. That's a good question.
Mia: That's when you know you've found somebody special. When you can just shut the fuck up for a minute and comfortably enjoy the silence.

by MNCkos August 26, 2012

Uncomfortable cow

Much related to the awkward turtle, but designed for Aggies.
the motion is similar to milking a cow.
This action could be credited to Jennifer Gong, out of spite for Gene Lieb. : because FFA people would neever put the word awkward in front of anything!

Gene: "so, Jennifer, how far along are you?"
Jennifer: "I'm not pregnant"
Gene: ...*uncomfortable cow*

by Thnx4thmmrs_09 August 19, 2008

Uncomfortable Wank

The act of dropping a deuce while jerking the power ranger. Although this act is deemed a scientific anomaly, some men derive extreme pleasure from evacuating their bowls and testies simultaneously.

Dave screamed in morose pleasure as he completed an uncomfortable wank at the local Burger King

by ATM spajshj September 14, 2019

Uncomfortable Worm

A worm that is not very comfortable.

Chris: I am the uncomfortable worm.

Mario: I thought you were a human???

by Super Mario! May 8, 2008