Umtarget

Walmart, as euphemized to liberal friends.

Q: hey, where did you get this rug?
A: Um... Target.

Umtarget!

by brobison75 June 17, 2012

Umtard

In the world of online gaming, Umtard refers to a retarded player that resorts to insults, rage quitting, clone killing (power-leveling), complaining, camping, hacking, glitching and being an asshole in general. The origin of this word spawns from the game Rush Team 2, where two players by the names of Umnika and MrUmni displayed all of the above characteristics to the extreme.

That guy is such an Umtard!

Stop complaining about lag you Umtard!
LOL! Look at that Umtard. He rage quit.

by Umnika March 5, 2017

umteen hours

it is an undefined amount of time, a lot of time but it hasnt been exactly count or kept track of

you've been gone for fifty-eleven days umteen hours

by MStock December 28, 2005

Umtarded

To be so stupid you not just retarded. Your umtarded.

"He just tripped over a cordless phone. You have to be umtarded to do that"

by MYA!! September 26, 2008

Umteen

An indefinite amount

How did you screw that up? We only described it to you umteen times!

by OmegaMet November 12, 2012

Umtsa Umtsa

Umtsa Umtsa, is an Israely slang for the base of the trance. (The booms).
It also meens stake in hebrew (Umtsa).

Shit faced dude: Bahh I am stoned!
Seconed frog: Oh, This Umtsa Umtsa rocks!
Jeasus: I am stoned like a mofo!
Tree: Leat me sleep!

by Axiom May 17, 2006

Umtardd

Someone stupider than a retard.

Crystal jumped on the ground and said "Woaaah its the ground!" Thats just umtardded

by I'mAFreak. March 23, 2009