ump

A result of an unintentional bowel movement. A single pebble of feces resembling the texture of popcorn shrimp.

While getting blown I accidentally bounced an ump off her chin.

by Joey Provalone January 25, 2003

Ump

To be very angry at someone or something!

''Don't talk to me, ive got the ump with you''

by CCCFund December 04, 2009

Umps

:Adjective-When Applied to a girl, it means Sexy or Hot. When applied to anything else means tight or cool

:Verb- to have sexual intercourse or sex

Background.
It all started when one man said that when he was listening to Techno one day, umpsa umpsa umpsa umpsa. He thought about having sex. It evolved from there...

Ex 1
That girl is umps.
Ex 2
Person A: How was the party
Person B: It was Umps
Person A: Umps Umps
Ex 3
I am def. tryin to umps her!

by Brandon SSK Murtagh October 29, 2004

Ump

Shortened form of 'umpire' used by baseball players, managers, and anyone connected with the game.

Fans don't call umpires 'umps'- they usually use more offensive names.

by Diggity Monkeez January 15, 2005

Umps

When a person has made a catastrophic error of judgment

He’s only gone and umpsed it

What an Umpse, I’ve dropped the villages coveted urn - what a chunce-head I am.

by Fisherman George March 25, 2023

ump

Unidentified Meat Product. Extra meat on the vagina.

Connie has a large ump.

by Drewskizzy November 30, 2006

ump

A geeker or fiend,anybody tryin to buy white mostly used in south ohio

"whaddup ump?"

by Keenan October 12, 2003