B.U.T.F.U.C.H.S

Bureau of Unregulated Tournaments For Urban Corn Hole Statistics... An organization dedicated to tracking unregulated cornhole matches and keeping records of the results. The organization was formed in Aug. 2004 in response to the growing number of cornhole tournaments taking place outside of standardized tournament format. Since it's insurrection, the B.U.T.F.U.C.H.S. have documented over 22,000 matches and the statistics thereof. Urbanized cornhole matches have become a major concern for tournament cornhole activists. The B.U.T.F.U.C.H.S. have worked tirelessly to alieviate the corncerns of the B.I.T.C.H. (Bureau of International Tournament Corn Holers), the governing body of all tournament cornhole matches.

Stop cornholing, the B.U.T.F.U.C.H.S. are here.

by Rich Davis July 14, 2008

T.B.U.C.

Texting Bitches Under Cover

is when someone you know is texting a girl in a very sketchy manner, in which they don't want you or there girlfriend to find out

Dude who could you possibly be texting right now ?" "Uhh no one." "Dude you're totally T.B.U.C.

by kakashi980 August 3, 2010

B.T.U

B.T.U meaning bet that up, you say this when your gonna get revenge on someone or your agreeing to do something together and your lowkey excited about it.

Bro#1: Hood bro im bouta come scoop you we finna hotbox.
Bro#2: Ight B.T.U my guy

Or
Brother: OMG ON GOD WHO ATE MY LEFTOVERS!!!
Sister: I Did

Brother: On God bet that up(B.T.U)

by Vonnies_Wrld August 5, 2018

T.U.B.S.

Totally Unnecessary Bitch Session - The act of being bitched at by a friend or significant other for seemingly no reason at all, often accompanied by false claims, random insults, and long rants.

Something wrong Sarah? Jennifer totally just text T.U.B.S.ed me for not returning her phone call the other day.

by Convicted010 August 25, 2013

P.T.B.U. ratio

abbreviation for "Potential to Blow Up ratio", which is a scale ranging from 1 (low) to 10 (high), that rates the chances a currently hot girl will someday gain weight and become overly chubby and unattractive.

Key note: One night hookups are exempt from the P.T.B.U ratio as the girl being rated is usually hot, and even though she is likely to blow up in the future, the aforementioned potential blow up will not effect her current hotness.

Tom: "Check out that chick over there... she is smoking hot."

Brent: "Dude, look her thick upper arms and those kankles, she's got a high P.T.B.U. ratio.

Tom: "Man, who says I'm proposing? Bang it tonight, leave it tomorrow.

by Jack Metzler April 3, 2008

T.B.U.Y.G.F.U.

T.B.U.Y.G.F.U. or "Try to Break Up, You'll Get Fucked Up."

Mainly to expect to hear this from overly clingy people in an unhealthy relationship.

"I love you so much. I swear, T.B.U.Y.G.F.U.!!!"

by Cypherus McClain January 7, 2014

Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q

THIS IS THE FINAL STAGE OF BOREDOM!!!! ONCE YOU HAVE TYPED THE QWERTY KEYBOARD ACROSS AND BACKWARDS AS WELL AS DO THAT SIDEWAYS AND SIDEWAYS BACKWARDS, BUT THAT'S NOT ALL YOU STILL HAVE TO ADD THE SPACES IN BETWEEN EACH LETTER. THEN ONCE YOU DO ALL THAT YOU HAVE ACHIEVED GOD LEVEL!!!!!!

Person#1:Do you know that girl that typed Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q into the urban dictonary?

Me:*SCREAMS AND FLASHBACKS TO EXACTLY WHEN I TYPED Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q INTO THE URBAN DICTIONARY*

Person#1:*confused*

by RANDOMPERSON22345 January 7, 2022