the mad typist

when you type really hard pounding out the letters on the keyboard because you are mad.

Man i can hear the mad typist from way over hear.

by thebser June 7, 2011

Phantom Typist

One who continuously appears to be "writing a message" when instant messaging. Gives the impression that the person is either hiding the truth, unable to make up their damn mind, or alternatively, is merely a shitty typist.

'...is writing a message' (for a lengthy period)
"Hurry the hell up, you damn phantom typist!"

by Lys November 28, 2004

Titty typist

Working from home naked during rona, Woman with big ass droopy tits whose nipples type faster than her fingers

Wow Carly, that was a quick reply to my email, you is the bestest titty typist ever!

by Uncle Bulgaria Luvva November 7, 2020

Bad Typist

Someone who rejects even the most basic form of language and spelling in their typing on any given electronic device. The 'words' that they type can be very difficult to understand to the point of massive confusion. Though there may be many underlying reasons for their poor language usage, the fact still stands that they are a bad typist.

Bad typist: "i mm hvngg bd tday annf gett wurs whre u?!!!!!"
Confused Person: "What? I don't understand you."

by CentinalJam May 22, 2013

tap dance typist

tap dance typist (n). One who types so noisily on a PC that you can hear them from across the room (even fifty feet away). The more public the setting, the more annoying the situation. The typing often sounds as if the typing is mimicking a tap dance routine--with the enter/return button getting a big "stomp".

How are we going to get any work done in the library, Jane? That tap dance typist has been putting on a public show for over an hour!

by boggler April 10, 2009

Out-of-the-Room Typist

A person that continues to type their real-time, live message as you go get coffee, pick up the the printouts, and when you return, they are just finishing up what they intended to type.

I enjoy texting Terri, but as one of the worse out-of-the-room typist, she drives me insane.

I was texting to someone new last night and they were the worst out-of-the-room typists. I bet we sent 5 sentences all night.

by NotElvis2003 April 28, 2009

body typist

When you judge someone on how fat or skinny they are

Kyle: OMG Dannie is sooo fat.

Carl: OMG YOU'RE SUCH A BODY TYPIST

by Seejayplay April 12, 2016