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Typhoon

Why would GMC give their SUV the name of a tropical storm?

Because the Typhoon destroys anything it comes up against....
by Red_Turbo February 8, 2010
mugGet the Typhoonmug.

typhoon

he is a typhoon in hongkong
by Njoy September 17, 2012
mugGet the typhoonmug.

Typhoon

Watch out! Those typhoons are walking over here.
by Mr. X69 April 7, 2007
mugGet the Typhoonmug.

Typhoon

When a woman spits on your testicles, then blows on them, all while she jerks you off.
That girl from the bar last night gave me a typhoon. Also known as typhooning, or being typhooned.
by Tonylugs July 1, 2009
mugGet the Typhoonmug.

typhoon

1) a huge whooshing pee
2) the act of expelling a large quantity of noxious gasses from the rectal, vaginal, naval, penisal, nasal, oral, or optical orfice
1) Horace typhooned into the trash recepticle.
2) It seems like every time I pass by you on the street, you're typhooning.
by Meghan and Jenny March 21, 2003
mugGet the typhoonmug.

Ride the typhoon

Applicable to toilets equipped with an automated flushing system.

Complete the full act of urination or defecation while the automatic flushing of the toilet activates as you sit down on the basin.
Mang, I crapped a 6 pounder but still managed to ride the typhoon!
by Midgetface Killah August 13, 2010
mugGet the Ride the typhoonmug.

typhoon saomai

A typhoon/hurricane named SUPER typhoon saomai thats gonna kill chinaaa and der peoplez LOLZ
Joann: omgz TYPHOON SAOMAI IS COMING 2 GETZ US
Dani: O RLY?
Joann: ya rly!
by Shane71701 August 9, 2006
mugGet the typhoon saomaimug.

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