tapsinef

A backwards Spoonerism of "fat penis". One of the three standards of the Sinep Scale. Term used to identify 9% of the male popualtion of the world. Tapsinefs are generally more respected than their llampsine counterparts. Tapsinefs have the potential to be a gipsineb, but don't understand this potential. While many tapsinefs do have a higher fat content within the body from poor nutrition and/or lack of exercise, it is not necessary for tapsinefism. Though, a giveaway for a tapsinef is to have a fat penis. Are known to have minimal physical contact with sunlight or the outdoors. Spend a huge excess of time playing video games and little contact with people, especially of the opposite gender. Are usually nervous, shy, awkward and often suffer from delusions of grandeur of an unrealistically beautiful woman sweeping THEM off their feet. Basically, if you're not a douchebag (llampsine) but aren't an Alphamale (gipsineb), you're a tapsinef.

Parker: "Coño, mang. Look at her, she's even checking you out. Go over and talk to her!"
Amir: "I can't. I don't want to..."
Jason: "You're being a tapsinef like Faraz."
Parker: "Got 'em..."

by d3ck3r November 1, 2014

taps aff

Glaswegian (Scottish). Literally "tops off." Originally an expression for hot weather, hot enough to take one's shirt off. A phenomenon rarely seen in Glasgow. Now an expression describing good times being had. Often issued as an instruction.

The lesser-used opposite would be "taps oan."

Ah'm pure sweatin' buckets, man. Taps aff!

by Big McWeesmall July 24, 2012

aryan trapstar

a white boy goated with the sauce, but even more powerful

damn you see yeats new post, he an aryan trapstar frfr

by aryantrapstar June 13, 2022

Checkin traps

When you are contacting multiple people to see who is available. Sending out the same text to see who will respond to your request to either hang out, get a drink or have sex.

"What you doin tomorrow?"
"Don't know yet, gotta check my traps to see whose down to kick it, I'll let you know if anyone bites. You know checkin traps can take a minute."
"Okay, cool "

by Unicorn tendencies July 19, 2018

Hot anime traps

Something I want to put my dick in

I really want to fuck sexy ass hot anime traps, like Astolfo

by YodasKetamine January 13, 2020

trapsack

A sack of some sort being a backpack, box, safe, ect. Carrying your scales, dope, weed, cocaine, baggies, and all of your other drug dealer needs in one sack...

You got a 20... Yeah lemme grab my trapsack right quick..

by JackieFrost❄ January 18, 2017

Traps on

Traps on is the act of utilising your "traps" or trapezuis muscle when pleasuring a female with only your hands (hand shandy). When your forearms seize up, your traps will be there to help.

"i was getting traps on last night"
"my forearms were so knackered i had to engage the traps"

by The Trap King March 7, 2014