twotter

British slang for a womans vagina.
Can be used as an insult, or to describe the said organ.

"I twatted her right in the twotter."
"Hey dude, she just flashed me her twotter"
" I dont believe that film got an 18 certificate, there was tits but no twotter!"
"You have such a lovely twotter"
"Shut up you twotter"
"God Geraldene you twotter smells like rotten tuna!"

by Elpoochio March 19, 2006

Twttrexecution

The act of announcing someone's execution or death over Twitter.

First known occurance:

June 18, 2010 by Utah Attorney General Mark Shurtleff

Man, did you see that Twttrexecution last night? Sure was a surreal thing.

by Dddaann June 20, 2010

twotter

a combination of harry potter and twilight; Can be used as an insult or compliment for fantasy fans.

"you're such a twotter fan"
"dude, she's so twotter obsessed"
"how twotter of you..."

by yobho November 24, 2009

Twottened

When you get caught illegally pirating stuff by your ISP, you have been twottened. Being twottened the first time is ok, but the second or third time, you're screwed.

Joe: AH SHIT!
Andy: What?
Joe: I got twottened.
Andy: That sucks!

by Ghangis24 June 1, 2009

twotter blading

When a man uses a roller blade boots wheels to please a woman on her genitals.

"I was twotter blading with her last night."

by robinrobinrobin2013 September 19, 2013

twotter

Somebody that is mean/abuses people on twitter.

eg.Stop being a twotter bradley! Thats mean...

by CXLZ November 21, 2016

twottle

A twig shaped as a male ballsack.

''YOU FOOKEN TWOTTLE M8''

by idkidnefnjd September 1, 2017