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British slang for a womans vagina.
Can be used as an insult, or to describe the said organ.
"I twatted her right in the twotter."
"Hey dude, she just flashed me her twotter"
" I dont believe that film got an 18 certificate, there was tits but no twotter!"
"You have such a lovely twotter"
"Shut up you twotter"
"God Geraldene you twotter smells like rotten tuna!"
by Elpoochio March 7, 2006
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