Trooping the Colour

Trooping the Colour is an ancient tradition performed by young men in the London district of Earl's Court on the second Saturday of each June. Overseen by Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II, the young men of the area colourfully display their lemons and plums before each hour engaging in musical displays of side-walk flaccidity known as Trooping. Originally dating back to 1123BC when King Kong was on the thrown, in recent years many smaller plumbs have been used as a result of global cooling.

Ere Liz, look at that flaccid young man Trooping the Colour of his lemons and plumbs. Cor yeah Phil, they look reet juicy for me gaggin swallow hole. And just think, they date back to King Kong.

by anarcho-Capitalist January 27, 2010

Goof Trooping

Being viciously bummed by 20 large men dressed as the popular children's Disney character Goofy.

"I went Goof Trooping last weekend, it was rough"

by Smashbox64 November 1, 2018

twooting

Tweeting via cell phone while using the restroom.

"Are you in there taking a dump"

"Yep, and I'm twooting on my cell phone"

by str8locsta February 15, 2010

tooping

to text while pooping

Jessica: "Chris! what are you doing in there?!"
Chris:"im tooping!! go away!!"

by Tamali's!! May 12, 2009

storm trooping

When a chick wears clothes that completely cover her up.

"Man, she is storm trooping it today in that turtle neck and jeans."

by terminalvelocity May 10, 2008

trooping

hunting or wandering in search of somethin while under the influence of marijuana

I was trooping lookin for the fire worker crackers

by deydey January 22, 2005

tooping

To "poop" and "text" at the same time.

"hey man what's up"
"nothin much, just tooping"
"oh sweet me too!!"
*goes to school the next day*

"hey man, why'd you stop tooping me???"
"yeaahh.. i need a new phone.. i kinda dropped a big one and splashed all over my phone..."
"shiityyy deal man, shitty deal..."

by McOwners December 31, 2009