Toobin

Getting caught masturbating while on a zoom/Teams or other group call or otherwise while in the company of people you don’t think are watching.

“Did you hear that Josh got suspended from class for Toobin? He thought he’d get away with Toobin just because he’s so full of himself!”

by JToobin October 19, 2020

Toobining

When you’re on a Zoom call and jacking off.

Mike’s general disinterest during our Zoom today made me wonder if he was toobining.

by YeahSure916 October 19, 2020

Toobin

To remove one's genitals from one's clothing during a video meeting. From Jeffrey Toobin of The New Yorker and CNN, who originated this action in October 2020.

"I was in a Zoom call with the people in my office, when I looked at the lower left corner and my boss was doing a Toobin.

by F. Warren Zevon October 19, 2020

toobin

1) You whipped out you cock while on a Zoom call.
2) Got caught masterbating while on a video conference call.

He was in a Zoom meeting and pulled a toobin.

by RescueRay October 19, 2020

Pulling A Toobin

The act of masturbating while on a Zoom call.

John was "pulling a toobin" during yesterday's Zoom meeting.

by TheRealPotato69 October 19, 2020

twomble

To abruptly leave an awkward situation without saying a word.

Did you see Will twomble out when that girl made him nervous?

by iamthelawbitches September 18, 2014

twootch

when a person winks their asshole at you.

It was a dollar well spent when the stripper twootched me.

by Globfather November 1, 2008