twonkie

an overweight female, whose major interests usually include chocolates, television and laying around.

damm lets get the hell out of this bar, it is full of twonkies

by n.bishop November 18, 2006

Twonkie

one who gets wordtwonked/word

it's 3 a.m. and s/he's done three hits of acid and two tabs of e... what a total twonkie s/he is

by scaredyants September 29, 2003

Twonkie

Slang term for a Caucasian person in an African American community.

"Man, look at this white-ass twonkie walkin' through the streets."

by A Type of Juice June 20, 2014

twonkie

an idiot

he is such a twonkie..he said that 2+2=3

Audrey: haha she loves to do stunts that will be dagerous. she will break something.

Zui: yeah she is such a twonkie lol

by SpikeVenom October 22, 2008

twonkie

stands for twilight junkie

Jess is such a twonkie. Her profile picture is of her wearing a twilight shirt and holding an apple.

by emp123 February 26, 2012

twonky

A smartphone or other "smart" device, such as a smart speaker.

"I'm tweeting on my twonky, texting to the wonky, paranoid of the exes that track and stalk me."

by George_Nada July 20, 2018

twonkie

one who is twonked

he/she's such a twonkie

by scaredyants September 29, 2003