two inch pinch

A person with an incredibly small penis.

I can not have sex with you because you have a two inch pinch

by dik fuck February 1, 2017

The Two Inch Pinch

Masturbation where the penis is small enough that two fingers can be used to masturbate. The "Pinch and Roll" method is the best way to execute the 2 inch pinch

I was real lonely last night so I gave myself The Two Inch Pinch.

by ooden September 18, 2016

Two inches and a skip

Meaning very close to something. Said by slightly autistic people.

We are two inches and a skip away from starting debate!

No

by Pasquelle September 17, 2016

Two-inch Rule

A rule used by women practicing "abstinence." You remain a virgin if it only goes in two inches or less.

"Elizabeth, I can't believe you lost it to Chuck."
"Nope. Two-inch Rule. I didn't lose a thing. I'm still a virgin."

by ValoKire April 18, 2008

your two inches

a joking reference to a male's small geitalia, often claimed without knowledge of the true size of the accused's penis

this insult can be used anytime, but is especially useful as a quick and easy way to instantly make a male on the defensive

also useful in bullshit arguments

often used in such arguments amongst young men who probably don't even use their dicks anyways

guy 1: fuck you youre such a flamer

guy 2: im no fag i banged your mom last night

guy 1: oh with your two inches?

guy 2: fuck you dude my cock is HUGE

guy 1: too bad youre still a virgin

by coolbiker7 February 26, 2009

Two-inch Rule

A rule used by women saving themselves for marriage. You remain a virgin if it only goes in two inches or less.

"I can't believe you lost your virginity to Chuck."
"Nope. Two-inch Rule. I didn't lose a thing. I can still wear white."

by ValoKire April 21, 2008

two inch nap

Railing a line of cocaine, instead of taking the more traditional route of taking a nap, in order to gain energy for an evening of partying.

I definitely need to take a two inch nap before we go out tonight, otherwise I will pass out.

by Tilt22 December 21, 2012