two time shooter

Ejaculating in both eyes of a girl. Either by two males in the same session or by the same male in two different sessions.

Dominic gave Rita a two time shooter and she couldnt see for a whole day!

by twotimeshooter December 15, 2011

two time potato

A big bitch that eat potato chips.

"Omg look at that two time potato face big bitch"

by Thebasicbitch December 9, 2016

two-time sally

a convienence store customer who has become so overwhelmed with the options presented concerning lactose and other dairies that they develop habits pretaining to anti sematism, and barnyard animals.

the woman stood before the clerk and had a look on her face... two-time sally, arab.

by tom selick April 28, 2005

Tuscan Two Time

The Tuscan Two Time is a sexual act that is commonly performed in the country of Italy, where it originated. You can perform this act by cumming in a girls mouth and having her spit your semen into a spoon. From there you put the spoon of cum into her asshole and lick it out and spit it into a chips ahoy cookie tray to give to the nearest Half Sender

Dude Jessica has such a fat ass, I want to give her the good old Tuscan Two Time

by Hank the tank3890 September 1, 2022

Two Times A Good Time!

Getting The Sale! For the Win! Anything positive for your benefit or for the team, regardless of whether the "time" or "event" taking place is plural or singular.

Hey Guys!!! Johnny just bagged another sale!

Benji : Two Times A Good Time!

by RelentlessWonder September 17, 2013

Tommy Two Time

To deceive. Similar to “the ol’ switcheroo” Or “pull a fast one.”

We’re gonna pull a Tommy Two Time on them

by Em.sars April 9, 2019

The Two Time

A euphemism for sexual intercourse.

having multiple meanings:
1) you last for only 2 strokes
2) you go for two rounds

hence the name "The Two Time"

"so you gave her The Two Time"

by Treyed-mark September 29, 2023