two can drain that vein

Just as two can play at that game, two can drain the vein of one's backed up semen.
Buffy: "Did you hear Lance challenged that more than one Ho is needed to make him climax?"
Candy: "Oh really? Two can drain that vein!"
Buffy: "Game on!"
by GlazeHer April 26, 2014
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two cans short of a six pack

adj. stupid or crazy; not "all there."
oh man, look at this two cans short of a six pack
by Mohamed youssif July 06, 2006
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Two can Van Damme

It is the act of kicking the shit out of 10 vietmanese bar patrons while doing a gay split after a couple of drinks.
"Mikey?" "What did I just do?" "Dude, you totally two can Van Dammed those sumbitches!"
by jgf September 30, 2006
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Two can Party Man

Marko Nedelkovich
he gets paro on 2 cans
by Matthew November 26, 2003
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