The Memphis Two Fister is one of the best moves out there, especially if you live in the south. The Memphis Two Fister is the act of penetrating your mom and your sister at the same time with your fists.
It could go both ways; mom with the left hand and sister with the right, or vice versa.
It could go both ways; mom with the left hand and sister with the right, or vice versa.
"Dad went out in a rain storm and got his truck stuck in the mud so my mom, my sister, and I had some time to ourselfs stuck inside by the rain. It was the perfect situation to show them the Memphis Two Fister!"
by jtmalott April 4, 2019
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1.) The sexual act of a man placing his penis between the breasts of a lactating woman. The man then takes a breast into each hand and begins milking the woman and spreads the milks over his penis to be used as lubricant.
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1.) The sexual act of a man placing his penis between the breasts of a lactating woman. The man then takes a breast into each hand and begins milking the woman and spreads the milks over his penis to be used as lubricant.
Man: "Damn, we are out of lube again... I was really looking forward to placing my penis between your breasts and gyrating."
Woman: "How about a Two Fisted Farmer?"
Man: "That's a GREAT idea. I am so glad you are still lactating!"
Woman: "How about a Two Fisted Farmer?"
Man: "That's a GREAT idea. I am so glad you are still lactating!"
by Buster Highmen December 9, 2009
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