twisting the rope

A : masturbateing,jerking-off,B: slacking off from a job,shirking duty

dude#1: Where's bill? dude#2: he's out in the back "twisting the rope!". (2)dude#1:When you 2 assholes are done "twisting your rope" how about getting back to work!3 Looks like someone was "twisting the rope"
when he did this job

by mikel t September 18, 2006

Twisting the Jolly

Twisting the Jolly is a another term for male masturbation. Twisting the Jolly could also be used as a term for slacking off or being lazy.

"Hey stop Twisting the Jolly and get back to work"

"Dude I know you were Twisting the Jolly last night"

by BluntLord420 July 27, 2016

Twisting the Pelican

A cliche which by definition has no meaning. Twisting the pelican is the Schrödinger's cat of cliches.

I would give an example of twisting the pelican; however, it doesn't exist.

by Lastcoolnameleft April 4, 2009

Apple Twisting

when you smoke apple weed and have sex

Dude have you tried apple twisting?

by Tatiana Beautiful January 2, 2011

Fork twisting

When to men stab each other with their dicks while twisting on each other.

Most kinky gay sex move known to men.

Eric wasn't sure what Thomas was doing when he started fork twisting him.

Fork twisting is very unpleasant said Nico.

by moleycyrass January 1, 2015

twirting

The act of flirting via Twitter.

OMGSH! I can't believe Sally is putting up with Tom's twirting with that chick in Arkansas. They have been going back and forth for days and I bet they DM too!

by danielle_i February 7, 2009

twisting my melon

To be really confused by something to the point that it's annoying you.

Geezer 1: "You're the worst of the last of the best of the runners up for the prize"

Geezer 2: "Dude, you're twisting my melon man!"

by Ghetto Charles December 22, 2008