Twi-Twat

A "TRUE" Vampire . Someone who bites their own arm when dinners ready. A Twi-Twat is a total twat who is obsessed with the religion of twilight.

A Twi-Twat someone who thinks getting held back a year means there immortal and never grow old.

by True-Twitard June 15, 2010

Titwatt

When you slap another person's tit.

Today my wife titwatt'ed me and it hurt my nipples.

by pendelum January 19, 2021

twitwit

someone who uses twitter and therefore has little to no intelligence. See nitwit

Oh, Joe is such a twitwit! he has his Facebook connected to his twitter account!

by b-rizzle for real? November 10, 2009

Twittwat

A twitter without followers.

*What up with zero followers @ twittah?!
-Have you ever seen a turtle get down?!
*YOU'RE A FRIGGIN TWITTWAT! We can't be friends any more.

by carlthemonkey April 18, 2009

Twitatar

Your current avatar or 'display picture' on Twitter.

1. "hey tweeters! check out my new twitatar!"
2. "@joeschmoe your twitatar is awesome!"

by BluPixl Web Solutions July 22, 2009

twittwatsillydumbass

when you want to offend someone majorly with many words, whilst proving the extent of your vocabulary, making the person feel offended AND inferior.

"I hate you, you twittwatsillydumbass"
"what do you mean, 'whats Hitler's last name?' you twittwatsillydumbass"
"your mums a TTSD!"

by miiss conceptiion May 19, 2009