Twitterbate

(v) To tweet one's self. To send one's self tweets on Twitter.

(n) Twitterbation

@SoccerMom1979 Twitterbated by sending the following tweet to herself: "@SoccerMom1979 Don't forget to pick up the kids!"

by BethCagnol June 29, 2011

Twitterbate

To climax from masturbation in 140 strokes or less.

I knew my roommate was going to return in a few minutes so I only had time for a Twitterbate.

by bateworld December 5, 2011

Twitterbate

To repeatedly use Twitter with no friends or followers.

It's so sad, that Jimmy twitterbates every day.

by sneakergeek October 16, 2009

Twitterbust

When someone @replies/mentions you and it feels so good you blow a load.

Omg if she mentions me on twitter one more time I'm going to twitterbust

by LOLocaust666 December 23, 2009

Twitterbreeze

Like when someone in the room talks & you're ignoring them so u say "did u feel a breeze?". Except it's for twitter.

(We're ignoring Sophie)

Me: And gators, swamps and spanish moss in trees...hanging over yet another swamp.

Taylor: But mostly when thinking of LA (not film)=Cajun music and dancing, for me. And food. Luv the accents.

Sophie: so are you ignoring me now?

Taylor: Did you feel a twitterbreeze?

Me: I did feel a draft

by orygun girl August 28, 2009

Twitterbate

Using Twitter to masturbate from tweeted porn scenes

Guy 1: Did you hear so and so was twitterbating
Guy 2: What on earth is twitterbating?
Guy 1: Opens Twitter and goes to Twitter porn
Guy 2: Oooooooooooooooh.
#Twitterbate
#Twitterbating
#Twitter porn

Instead of going to traditional pornsites or having sex Tim, Jesse, Ryan, Brian, Jake, Paul and Mary decided to twitterbate that day.

by Andre Hayes May 22, 2022

Twitterbreak

Taking a moment during something strenuous or dangerous in which normal people would either finish their task or possibly run for their lives to tweet(4) about it on Twitter.com

Guy 1: "OH SHIT, OUR APARTMENTS ON FIRE, DUDE CALL 911!"

Guy 2: "Ok one sec!"
*Tweeting: SHITSHITSHIT MY PLACE IS BURNING DOWN* Ok I'll call 911 now!"

Guy 1: "You asshole! You're going to get yourself killed taking Twitterbreaks like that!

by Dexi February 17, 2009