twitterbating

The act of using Twitter excessively - often in a vain attempt to manufacture an alternative reality out of narcissism - to the detriment of one's health and social status.

"Why can't he stop twitterbating? Not even his Mother cares enough about him to read this garbage."

by discordinoffice January 2, 2009

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twitteration

the feeling you get when a friend you've been following on Twitter finally follows you back.

I felt an intense twitteration when I saw @PamelaDAnderson finally show up on my Twitter followers list.

by jvince_la December 5, 2010

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twitversation

A conversation consisting of three or more replies from two twitter users, having a small chat via twitter instead of over the phone.

"@twitterusera did you go back home for the weekend?"
"@twitteruserb yeah."
"@twitterusera how far did you have to drive?"
"@twitteruserb like 5 hours"
"@twitterusera ouch, that's rough"
"@twitteruserb yeah, but it's so worth it to be home."
"@twitterusera have fun!"
"@twitteruserc whoa @twitterusera and @twitteruserb just had a twitversation"

by withlegs April 21, 2009

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Twittertition

A competition run through Twitter.

I just won a free pizza through a twittertition!

by mattywillie October 25, 2010

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Twitterection

A "Twitterection" is the sexual arousal a male feels when overly excited by something of or related to the globally used online community sensation, Twitter. Times at which this strange phenomenon can occur include, but is not limited to, the reaching of a Tweeter's previously set goals and/or the reading of a "Followed" Twitter user's "Tweet"

No female version of this occurrence has been recorded on file as of yet.

EX:

- "OMG! Reaching my 10,000th Tweet has given me a Twitterection!"

- "Ashton Kutcher is shopping with Demi Moore at Barney's? That's Twitterection inducing!"

by Oh_Gee_Stephie August 6, 2009

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