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Twittards

Arrogant assholes on Twitter who think that they're "intellectual" when they post some shitty stolen meme from 4chan beneath the post of some guy they hate that will be forgotten in a day or two, and are then worshiped by Redditors for no reason other than being "Cool".
Derek: Hey Bill look at this spicy meme I sent to this guy that fucking sucks and will be forgotten about as soon as another guy like that appears.
(Bill looks at said meme stolen from a mentally retarded 9 year old from 4 chan)
Bill: Derek, my nigga, stop being such an arrogant asshole. Go outside or watch a movie, because Jesus your fascination with being one of those Twittards has got to stop. Otherwise the only thing you'll be tweeting will be your surgery updates.
by Gaylordgangster69 March 7, 2020
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Twittard

1. A person who spends WAY too much time on Twitter, to the detriment of his or her job,life, girlfriend and/or mental health. A cell-phone Twitter texting maniac. 2. Someone who believes they are the center of the universe, despite abundant evidence to the contrary.
Tim has become a Twittard. He can't keep anything private anymore. I wish he'd get a life!
by Twitter or me November 21, 2010
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twittard

A person who tweets at ridiculous proportions, even though knowing that no one cares about what he tweets about
200 new tweets from this guy ?! What a twittard
by zer0_mood January 17, 2010
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TwitterDee and TwitterDum

Neophite Twitter subscribers that flood followers ( usually relatives or family )with nonsensical tweets escalting in triviality with each subequent tweet from their counterpart.
TwitterDee : Big sale at Macy's!
TwitterDum : Sales at Macys are great!
TwitterDee : Macy's has better sales than anyone!
TwitterDum : Macy's has the best sales ever.

Dave turns off his cell phone. " Geezus, I have to get to a PC pronto...to drop TwitterDee and TwitterDum...Aunt Sara and Aunt Edna . Without hurting their feelings..."
by GFeet March 14, 2009
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Twitterdeaf

Someone who can't "hear" their friends tweets because they follow so many other people.
"I tweeted something cool yesterday but Joe didn't notice. He's completely twitterdeaf because he follows 3,000 people."
by Anthony Lawrence January 25, 2009
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Twittered

A buzzing excitement that rises around anyone going viral, self-perpetuating itself until overexposure.
Getting a little too hyped up about something.
I graduated from college. I'm so twittered right now.

The Cash Me Outside girl is getting twittered about too much. She'll be an unknown again by next month.
by Noir March 15, 2017
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Tweetarded

1) To be ignorant of twitter; to have twitter but not know how it works.

2) Someone who is aware of twitter, knows how it works, but is still in some way mentally deficient with their use of it.

3) Worthless twitter posts (a phrase which may or may not be redundant).
1)
A: What's a tweeter?
B: It's like a messaging facebook thing. You use it to post toots.

2)
C: Hey, I got Twitter! But it says I can only post 120 words at a time.
D: *sigh*

3)
E: "Hello World. I am sitting on the couch.@Urbandictionary 6 minutes ago
F: "Stop being Tweetarded!!1@Twilight4Evarr 1 minute ago
by President Warren G. Harding September 11, 2009
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