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twisties

When some stupid assed ricer instigates a race with a faster car and loses, a common excuse is to make a statement about how their car handles better on curvy roads- ie the twisties.
"Yea, your Camaro may have just destroyed my rice wonder Sentra in a straight line, but I'll own you in the twisties."
by mofo-01 December 5, 2003
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Twisties

When you're so wrecked over the job you have to do that it's literally making you sick and you can't get yourself to do it.
I told my boss I'd be late with the project because I got the twisties.
by Ocean Ocean Ocean July 30, 2021
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the twisties

When a gymnast loses her/his bearings in a twisting, or rotating movement and becomes lost in the air, literally not knowing up from down!
She had been experiecing the twisties during practice sessions, and decided to withdraw from the competition.
by talk2me-JCH2 July 31, 2021
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old milk twisties

An even better name for nipples.
Hey Brad! I’m gonna touch your old milk twisties, so you better watch out!
by 5exyg1raff3 March 30, 2019
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Tornado Twisties

are so nice to little timey playing fnaf and getting jumpscare from Freddy devito an doing tornado twisties his nipples and beating up superman with green rocks that's his weakness and drinking the grimace and kick grimace into his balls and taken my ps5 an Kim covered it with cheese
LordSithus ate Shreklover_456 milkshake with Tornado Twisties with Grimace in the Avatar universe kimreLUL kimreLUL kimreLUL
by Gralkor July 14, 2023
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Lemon twisties

When you take a lemon, open it up and squeeze the juice on someone's tits. The tits then get twisted. Very pleasurable for intense sessions.
"Oh yeah girl, you ready for some lemon twisties?"
by Pleasure Man April 1, 2009
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paper twisties

paper twisties are the nasty remnants of toilet paper you find in your ass-crack, and/or underwear.
He went to eat my ass and I was mortified to find he had paper twisties in his teeth!
by MissElayneous February 3, 2010
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