Twiggy

1. To suck at life or to be a loser with no future.
2. To be cocky for no observable qualities - for no apparent reason.
3. Someone who likes to portray himself as being nice and generous and repsectful, but in reality very stingy, selfish and rude.
4. Biggest mooch anyone can ever meet in their lifetime. Freeloads any chance he can get.
5. To be 20-35 years old, but exhibits humor of a middle school student - and genuinely thinks it's funny.
6. Someone who has absolutely NOTHING going for him. As a result, brags about the most trivial things - about things that have zero value or importance in the real world.
7. A douche bag that attempts to "One Up" EVERYONE within EVERY subject matter, many times without success. The things he does succeed in "one-upping" are worthless things such as, his socks being made of better quality than the person's next to him or his shirt being a more vibrant pink than his sister's.
8. The biggest braggart anyone can ever meet.
9. One who verbally brags about anything and everything. This ties in with being a "one upper". His bragging is usually an effect of false confidence, delusional thoughts and wishful thinking - things which in reality simply are not true.
10. A person who hosts a plethora of personality behavioral disorders. Some are very entertaining to observe, but all of them greatly affect the ones around him.
11. One's character and behaviors that perfectly defines what it means to be passive aggressive.
Ex 1.

Devon: Hey what's up guys? Like my new phone?

Douchbag: That's nice, but can your phone do THIS?

Devon: Okaaay man, who really cares? Do you really think anyone would even notice you nor pay that much just for attention you THINK your getting? No one gives a sh!*, loser. You're such a typical Twiggy. Go away!

Ex 2:

Douchbag: Hey guys. Guess what? Last night I got some sweet ass!!

A random acquaintance: Huh??.....Haha.... You mean that fat old crack head lady I saw you with? Doesn't she have 3 kids? I thought that was your mom or something! Hah... Figures. You're such a Twiggy.

Ex 3:

Douchebag: *Brags* - Hey guys! I just took my IQ test and I scored a 71!! Probally much better than YOU can ever get.

A normal person: *smirks* You're actually bragging about getting that score? *Laughs out loud*

Man, that explains everything. Now I know why you suck so hard at life. You're such a worthless Twiggy.
by captain plan3t January 19, 2010
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Twiggy

Hey at the park I saw a twiggy she was so cute
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twiggy

A reference to a girl who is skinny, but in a trendy, sexy, model-type way. The term comes from the 1960s model, Twiggy.
You're so twiggy! You should totally be a model.
by TwiggyK September 17, 2006
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twiggy

A model from the 60's who was very skinny and a big influence on the fashion of the era, as well.


Can also be used as an adjective to describe someone.
Look at that girl, she's like Twiggy!
by weezernerd May 19, 2005
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Twiggie

Something or someone acting strange or out of character.
"you're acting so twiggie today" or "This car was acting twigging out this morning"
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To screw up on account of your own stupidity or lack of ability. Especialy regarding matters involving the opposite sex. aka "to pull a twiggy"
"So how did your date go."
"I totaly twiggy'd it, she never wants to see me again."
by James Shields January 24, 2006
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twiggy

A Extremley beautiful girl named heather that looks like a twig.
i love twiggy. Shes extremley beautiful, and i wish she didnt have a boyfriend.
by tim mercado January 30, 2006
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