twiddly dong

when you go for a wee and you need to dry your penis but there’s no toilet paper.

BOY1- ‘did you wipe’
BOY2- ‘no i did a twiddly dong’

by millyyyyissillyyyyyy January 1, 2022

twiddle stick

A marijuana cigarette.

Let's go to dinner tonight.

Ok, I will roll a twiddle stick before we eat.

by twiddler7 February 22, 2011

Twiddle Fap

The ultimate state of boredom, combining the act of twiddling your thumbs while simultaneously fapping with both hands.

Man I was so bored during that week long power outage that I twiddle fapped daily

by Smoke Meth Every Day March 1, 2015

Twiddle Diddle

What they used to call balls.

Suck my twiddle diddle's, bitch.

by Poocaacaa May 31, 2012

Lardass Tiddlywink

Lardass Tiddlywink is a big tub of goo located in the windy city, Chicago. Oddly enough Chicago only becomes windy after Lardass (pronounced LarDOSS) consumes a couple of bacon, Lexapro, peanut butter, and cheese whiz sandwiches. Lardass currently resides with mother, 13 cats, an “Iron Man” action figure, and an imaginary friend “Peter”. Commonly mistaken for a homosexual, Lardass is actually an a-sexual hermaphrodite who is about as anatomically correct as a “Ken Doll“. Lardass is a connoisseur of rare comic books however, none of which retain any value as “Mint Condition” oddly enough excludes bacon grease and semen.

Lady “Hey Lardass Tiddlywink, I will give you a bacon grease hand job for 20 bucks.” Lardass, “Not now mom, I’m off to Comi-Con, unless you can front me 20 bucks.”

by Egoiste April 30, 2010

twiddling her twat

When a female's clitoris is manipulated in a playful fashion.

Q: "How did they score that second goal?!"
A: "Well if Marie on defence wasn't twiddling her twat the whole game.."

by yup55555 October 25, 2011

Tiddly Peeps

From the British childrens television program 'The Hoobs'.
Used to describe children dwelling on earth.

"We're off to see the Tiddly peeps, on the road we go!"

by Iver, Groove & Tula April 9, 2004