Twenty9United

A legend in the FT community. Always there for people when they need him the most. He’s probably the biggest Kai Havertz in the world and he’s the Leverkusen admin’s best friend.

Twenty9United is the goat.

by a pseudonym was here before June 23, 2020

twenty one pilots

for those who cry on the inside but dance on the outside

"did you hear that new twenty one pilots song?"
"yeah I cried, I mean danced to it last nite"

by kyl0R3n May 30, 2016

twentytard

Any guy over the age of nineteen that is NOT really mentally retarded and STILL lives with mommy and daddy, has no job, no car, finds a girlfriend online then has to depend on his parents to pick that girl up AND pay for everything.

As the girl watched the clock pass another hour beyond the promised time, she got a text from her twentytard boyfriend stating his mommy was still sleeping and the date wasn't happening.

by jpg3 October 21, 2012

Tentaculits

Tits that look like octopus tentacles

Long floppy and dangling

Nasty

Come suck on my tentaculits you little simp mother fucker

by Working Class Hero January 8, 2021

Twenty one pilots

The best band ever that was on hiatus for about a year. But they are back now with a new album Trench.

Twenty one pilots is the best band ever ||-//

by Janyse October 11, 2018

twenty pence piss

Refers to the cost of peeing in a train station toilet, for which you will invariably be charged twenty pence to gain entry. Rhymes with "twenty pence piece".

"I was desperate to pee, but my train wasn't due to leave for a while, so I had to fork out for a twenty pence piss!"

by brosephkirk January 11, 2012

Hang Twenty

When a dog goes 'all out' on a surfboard, typically with all twenty toes 'hanging' on the front edge.

Spuds MacKenzie really knows how to hang twenty on those waves.

by Spuds MacKenzie November 14, 2018