tweetover

A Tweetover is like a sleepover, except instead of chilling with a buddy you tweet all night.

ZOMG I can't sleep! Time for a tweetover!

by niffler March 24, 2009

twerkhole

The backdoor hole of any person "Twerking" in your general direction. Primarily skanks, ho's and freak rejects as a way to sling their anus towards you. see: ( Miley Cyrus). Also proven to incite young people to sexual activities and provoke the entire Smith family to collectively go (DAMN) and entire World to be mercilessly drowned with pictures and videos of her Twerkhole.

Miley cyrus Showed the World her Twerkhole!

hey! She just rubbed her twerkhole on me?

by Roy Hinkley September 19, 2013

Texthole

Someone who repeatedly gets in your way while texting on the phone.

Sorry im late i got stuck behind a Texthole at the store.

by russelllll January 9, 2009

Tweetoholic

One who has an addiction or obsession to twitter, sometimes instagram. Commonly found with at least 400 followers after a month of account usage.

GF: Can you just get off that app and pay a little attention to me?!

Dude: Sorry, but i'm a tweetoholic and i can't be cured.

GF: Fine, we're through!

Dude: *takes selfie* *writes caption saying "just broke up with the bæ."*

by Mr. Pazizzle June 26, 2014

tweetioli

the combination of a tweet (twitter.com) and a ravioli. a tweetioli is a tweet filled with crap.

example of a regular tweet:
"getting ready to watch Lost on ABC"

example of a tweetioli:
"my boyfriend is sooo rude, he thinks i have a big ass. i need ice cream. david hasselhoff is hot."

by tradefuul May 1, 2009

texthole

Someone whose texting behavior is rude or just entertainingly stupid.

Some guy was madly fiddling with his cellphone while the cashier was trying to ask him a question. I couldn't help saying, "Hey textole, if you don't put down the iPhone I'm gonna shove it up your textum.

Mary was texting someone in the middle of our Thanksgiving dinner. What a royal texthole!

I saw this texthole bump into a street lamp the other day.

by Sausalito Kid June 2, 2011

Tweetwhore

A person who tweets so much on twitter that they take up the entire board to the point that you are forced to stop following them.

johncmayer and diddy are users who post too much.

You're such a tweetwhore can you stop tweeting? You're taking up the whole board. I'm going to stop following you!

Okay okay I'm sorry.

by hanbanjo April 17, 2009