tweet

A post on Twitter, a real-time social messaging system.

I think I must be following too many people - I'm getting like a thousand tweets per hour.

Is it just my imagination or does Twitter sometimes 'eat' your tweets? Must have a 'tweet tooth' or something. (Jim Turner, 3/16/2008)

by ScottAllen March 16, 2008

TWEET

Acronym for:

Total Waste of Everyone's Extra Time

Dude, how much time did you spend writing that TWEET?

by TheBioComputer iMagiNation September 22, 2013

Tweet

A squeeky fart, usually the result of involuntarily passing gas while clenching one's buttocks to prevent a noisy escape of flatulance.

As we leaned in for our first kiss, I felt the pressure building inside me. I tried hard to hold it in, but accidentally released an embarrasing tweet.

by Ugly Dave November 01, 2011

Tweet

n. A pointless update about what you are currently doing

v. To publish a pointless update about what you are doing on Twitter

Sara: Wow, what a lame tweet
Emily: Hey! I just tweeted that!

Jon's Tweet: I am going to tweet. Oops. I just did.
Mike's Tweet: @Jon That could be taken the wrong way dude

by CaityMandy June 16, 2010

Tweeting

Writing using a bird's beak

Maui from Moana: "When you write with a bird, it's called tweeting."

by Dapper.Hailstorm July 04, 2017

tweet

The sound the cerebellum emits as it atrophies from the overuse of internet and texting shorthand.

As the celebutant began to compose a message to submit to her Twitter account, her brain began to fail. A distinct "tweet" sound could be heard coming from her head as she collapsed in convulsions.

One female spawn of Kris Jenner down -- four more to go!

by pyriticsilence November 21, 2011

Tweeted

To be put down or embarassed by someone using Twitter. Usually said by someone who had nothing to do with the situation.

(Twitter post)
@james: Damn did you see that?
@micheal: Man that was brutal!
@John: Yeah @steve just got #tweeted, son!!!

by Gizmo24 August 23, 2011