Tweenie

Australian slang for a beer (or drink) one has whilst others in the round drink at a more measured pace. The drink an alcoholic has in between a round.

Justin: Why is Max so thirsty, did he work out this afternoon?
Robert: Nah, Max never works out - he always takes a Tweenie; I like to sip my Summer Sam.

by Irish Dan 3 September 4, 2018

Tweetist

A person that follows you around and updates your Twitter for you so you do not have to.

Person 1: Who is that?

Person 2: Oh, that is my Tweetist. He is making sure that my friends know what I am doing all the time.

by Zemmiphobe May 1, 2009

tweenie

Wannabe teenagers that aren't old enough to be considered teens.

Usually girls that tart themselves up to look like whores around the age of 8-11. Absolutely horrible

Tell tale signs of being a tweenie are flip phones, big hoopy earrings and awful, awful blue eye shadow all before the age of 13.

Look around your local cinema/McDonalds for an example of a tweenie

by Your Uncle Cordelia September 19, 2006

Tweensy

Something that looks like it's made for tweens, but is only ever bought by soccer moms for their kids thinking it's cool.

Look at that kids bop album. It's so tweensy.

by Raenyn December 18, 2016

The Tweenies

Humanoid BBC daytime children's TV characters Bella, Fizz, Jake and Milo. Popular with toddlers and students on drugs, the 'gang' wear ridiculously oversized luminous clothing because their feet and heads are so fucking big. The new Teletubbies.

Q: 'Who the fuck are The Tweenies?' A: They're Bella, Fizz, Jake and Milo

by 50 Nurp February 26, 2008

treenis

A tree that is shaped like a penis. Usually on a slight slope or hill with a curve at the base, giving the image of a treerection.

See also: cuntree

"Now, I'm just gonna stick this treenis into this cuntree and make a lean-to shelter!"

by Drewboy64 August 7, 2007

Tweetissimo

The best Twitter application for BlackBerry and the web! It was the first ever application to give you push mentions and dms- even when the application isn't open. Currently Tweetissimo is an exclusive to The BlackBerry Zone VIPs but will hit all TBZ users once the alpha period is over.

Bro 1- Hey dude, nice twitter app
Bro 2- Yeah, its Tweetissimo, bet your iPhone doesn't have it

by rushringleader March 22, 2010