Tweef

Forcible ejection of a Tweep from Twatter

Simon Balmain is my favorite tweefing.

by PepeSee November 5, 2022

Tweef

The anal sex equivalent of the vaginal sex queef.
Air trapped in the anal canals, rectum and colon, as a result of penetrative intercourse. This trapped productive air in normal circumstances acquires no smell and should not be confused with regular flatulence.

in fact, the transition between unscented air and scented flatulence is frequently the earliest warning that a new rectal douche is required.

We'd been fucking hard all night when suddenly I had to let out an enormous tweef for fear my stomach would otherwise explode.

I secretly let out what I thought was just a tweef, but thank God the resulting embarrassing smell was sufficient to send me to the bathroom prior to any unwelcome surprises

by Elpha Gramatica September 18, 2024

Tweef’in

When a male is twerking on the dance floor with a male or female and farts into the entry hole of a penis or vagina of their dance partner.

Josh felt a gust of air into his male vagina because Keith was Tweef’in

by Nipple Knockers July 15, 2022

Tweedledoofer

Someone who runs around and gets stung by a poisonous tick with her belly showing

"TWEEDLEDOOFER MOTHERFUCKER, DID I STUTTER?"

by Tweedledoofer April 13, 2017

tweedlecock

A perticular type of dickhead, one of the highest forms of fucking stupidity.

"Hey John Lamothe, you are the biggest fucking tweedlecock on this planet!"

"Wow. What a rude thing to say Emperor Thomas!"

by Emperor Thomas July 30, 2017

treefiddy

Three Dollars and fifty cents.

Chef's dad: Ooh! It must've been about seven, eight years ago. Me and the little lady was out on this
boat you see, all alone at night, when all of a sudden this huge creature, this giant crustacean from the
paleolithic era, comes out of the water
Chef's mom: We was so scared, Lord have mercy, I jumped up in the boat and I said "Thomas, what on
earth is that creature?!"
Chef's dad: It stood above us looking down with these big red eyes...
Chef's mom: Oh it was so scary!
Chef's dad: And I yelled, I said "What do you want from us monster?!" And the monster bent down and
said "I need about treefiddy"
silence
Kyle: What's treefiddy?
Chef's dad: Three dollars and fifty cents
Chef's mom: Treefiddy
Stan: He wanted money?
Chef's dad: That's right. I said "I ain't giving you no treefiddy you goddam Loch Ness monster! Get your
own goddam money!"
Chef's mom: I gave him a dollar
Chef's dad: She gave him a dollar
Chef's mom: I thought he'd go away if I gave him a dollar
Chef's dad: Well of course he's not gonna go away, Ne! You gave him a dollar, he's gonna assume you got
more

by Franklin Delano Roosevelt December 14, 2004

living tweedle

Much the same as "living shit", "the bejesus", or "the devil"; for example, when you're beating the living shit out of something.

Andrew went on the rampage at work this morning when the copier spit toner all over him -- he literally beat the living tweedle out of the poor, defenseless, helpless copy machine!

Topher was so fond of his new R/C piloting skills; he flew the living tweedle out of his Cessna 182 R/C airplane at the park over the weekend.

by Telephony July 28, 2012