Twatting

To hit/strike someone, normally in the face or the genitals.

The phrase "I'll twat you one" is closely linked to this word.

Past Tense:

Guy 1: My Grandmother was looking at my porn collection yesterday...
Guy 2: Jesus man, what did you do?!
Guy 1: I twatted her one and it was lights out.

Present Tense:

Guy 1: Look a bunch of emos!
Guy 2: Let's start twatting them!

by Dave(thepunkyone) January 15, 2006

Teaxting

An affectionate gesture whereby one sends a digital picture of a cup of tea or coffee to a friend or loved one for the purpose of expressing that one wishes the other person was present.

Me: Hey, I just got a teaxt from Annie!
Friend: Are you two always teaxting?
Me: We tend to only teaxt only when one or both of us are out of town.

by Godfather78 September 8, 2014

Cyber-twatting

The act of setting-up or establishing a Twitter account in name of someone other then yourself without their permission or knowledge.

Cyber-twatting is illegal in California.

by Sweet River C June 11, 2009

Sir Twatington

1. Someone who's a general twat

Oh look a sir twatington over there, what a twat

by Cuntasaurus December 13, 2013

twating

a good beating, or slap.

I twated it over the fence

by bugster July 21, 2003

Twating

When somebody has nothing better to say and talks shit

Mary is twating about everyone because she is jealous.

by nadaltennis885 May 11, 2011

verbal twatting

a verbal twatting, or a mental beating is when someone has an argument with another person and one particular person wins in an argument so dramatically that the losing person is ended, gives up and leaves without uttering more than a "whatever" in sideways.

"haha, it looks like a dog"

"yeah thats funny actually, because thats what me and george said when we first laid eyes on you"
"ohhh motherfuckerrr ! !"
"you gave her a good verbal twatting, she was virtually put in her place."


"whatever."

by Timaaayyy . N January 23, 2009