twatcandle

an ornate, flammable, fallic shaped instrument used for generating orgasms.

wow, what a massive twatcandle

by Harry November 24, 2003

Twathandle

Noun: British vulgar slang

A person of dull wits whom is easily influenced. (used as a general term of endearment)

"Guys, I just convinced Rob to jam his cock into a toaster!"

"Oh, he is such a twathandle."

by Rawhyde July 29, 2017

twatwankle

A Twatwankle is a person who spends their spare time looking up silly words on urbandictionary.com.

Hey Joe, stop looking up words on urbandictionary, you Twatwankle!

by Bumble knockers April 28, 2022

Bermuda Twatangle

The place where Tweets go to die.

I just sent a Tweet and nobody got it. It must have gotten lost in the Bermuda Twatangle.

by jendaswims May 25, 2009

Twandangleys

Twandangleys is a word describing the male genitals with out being crude the word comes from the way thay hang from the body "dangle"

I have seen his twandangleys

by curly wurly girly June 20, 2009