Twatton Mouth

When your mouth tastes like vagina for seemingly no reason.

John: I really wanna eat some pink stuff to get rid of this twatton mouth. Though, that would only exacerbate the situation.

by JohnXJigglypuff May 13, 2009

Twatonomics

The economy of twat- the gains and losses related to the market of attracting and having relations with women. A player is understands twatonomics better than a high school freshman ever could.

Dude 1: Man, I am just not pulling any tail lately!
Dude 2: Well, you just don't understand the current twatonomics bro!
Dude 1: Yeah, I could use a refresher on twatonomics.
Dude 2: Don't worry, my cousin Tito has got a PhD in twatonomics and is pulling in the tastiest birds! He'll teach you a lesson or two.

by Zach Henkel June 4, 2008

twanson

A twenty dollar bill

Do you have change for a twanson?
yeah, I have a half twanson and 2 quarter twansons.

how much is a gram going for these days?
ohh dudde a twanson

by unicornprincess November 25, 2011

Tantone

One of a range of orange to brown tones achieved via self-tanning products or sun bathing.

"What tantone is that? Rich mahogany?"

by Originator123 March 5, 2010

Twatonomy

The whole expansive understanding/knowledge of a woman's genetalia and stupid people all in one

This book of twatonomy is an all in one guide to stupid people of the twat

by catchingfire3 June 18, 2020

Twintone

a real nigga , breadwinner and a very funny person! He also is nice but can be mean . Very much laid back but kno how to have fun .

Twintone is one of the realist people you’ll ever meet!

by Cityboy226 November 23, 2021

Twatonomics

The economics of being a twat. How much of a twat are they on the twatonomics twat meter

That piers Morgan is such a twat he gains at least a 4.9 on the twatonomics Richter scale.

by UkCookie January 10, 2025