Twanking

Technological Wanking - the act of satisfying yourself by showing off complex technical solutions. Often seen with digital developers and followers of agile methodologies.

Paul built a really advanced headless commerce platform but all he needed was a stack of yellow post it notes - guess he was just twanking.

by TheOneAndOnlySpinner May 4, 2021

twacking

Someone who is very tweaked out!

Dalton is twacking out right now!
Dalton is such a fucking twack.

by daltontwack February 9, 2019

twacking

A person fueled by crystal meth who enjoys both tweaking and quacking. This would be twacking. When a twacker reaches the peak of their high, they will both indulge in a number of repetitive useless projects that never get finished tweaking and sit around talking shit on the latest "enemy of the week" quacking. The "enemy of the week or weak!" is the twacker who happens not to be present in the room that night and will soon be replaced by somebody in the room who is absent from the gathering the next week.

He starts the night smoking his pipe and starts talking shit about her who. We can be sure next time she is present and he is not, he will be the subject of the shit talk! Once he is high and project time comes around - he then spends the rest of the night taking apart his car engine with euphoric passion to somehow turn it into a 2000 Honda Accord Version of the Knight Rider! He eventually becomes agitated with the project as he starts coming down. The car is left in pieces for his parents to pay a mechanic for fix. He has spent the night twacking, and the next night providing funds allow, he will engage in exactly the same behavior - different people, different project, perhaps. But SAME ROUTINE!

by annoyedbypeople April 26, 2014

dilly twacking

To viciously assault and beat someone with a rubber dildo

Adam was given a good dilly twacking for his cheek

by greek socrates September 8, 2013

twacking

The Newfie (people of Newfoundland) word for "window shopping" or browsing.

i was an hour early so i spent an hour twacking 'round the mall.

by Hepsi-Cola February 3, 2010

Twanking

When a twink masturbates or you give a twink a handjob

“I gave Matt a good twanking last night”

by Jaf12theking November 28, 2017

Twanking

Using Twitter or Facebook to update people with banal, brutally dull, meaningless activities or fortune cookie "insights." Also: gross oversharing. Noun versions: twankery, twanker.

"I love tacos!" "
"Why is ice cream so yummy?"

"I am making an omlet"

"Oprah at 10, yay!"

"Just had sex with the BF!"

"Life is better w/luv!

Response: "OMG quit twanking!"

by AnthonyIan October 8, 2010