tossing off

to masterbate.

he is probably at home tossing off to some porn.

by nick April 10, 2003

African Pumpkin Tossing

Another term for Basket Ball.

You: "Hey Mike, you see those Gorillas over there getting in some African Pumpkin Tossing between drive-bys?"
Mike: "Yeah, watch out though, looks like they're hungry"

by hanselhavoc April 3, 2009

Tossing fish, in that ass!

What people with top ramen noodles for hair do at Pike Place market in order to waste time, and wait for their emo victims to come along. They do this in a way that is painful to another, most likely in the area of the anus. Billy the fucking refrigerator (founder) states "Its what they do at Pike Place Market, toss fish, in that ass"

Billy the fridge - "I'll be waiting for you leafy, at Pike Place Market, tossing fish, in that ass!"

by NRGMIX October 25, 2016

tossing a frosty

A slang term for when a man masturbates. When he does so, he is "tossing a frosty".

It's a shame that Jack was tossing a frosty on his birthday instead of getting laid.

by turdsack94 July 22, 2011

Shit Tossing

Someone or something getting their lives fucking owned.

Friend 1: Dude, you just got your ass owned in a game of Madden. That was a real shit tossing.

Friend 2: That was just lucky, it won't happen again

Friend 1: I just owned your fucking life 76-0. You definitely got your shit tossed across the room, I'm embarassed for you

by La Maquina/ El Diablo April 17, 2009

Tossing the Austin

Another name for masturbation.

I was tossing the Austin last night... It was fantastic.

by shabakalabadingdong July 31, 2012

Tossing Salad

Giving anal sex with your tongue, rimming the outer area of the anus. Poking and prodding in the anal area with one's tongue.

Tossing salad

Mitch tossed Allen's salad last night after we left for the night!

Allen, that ass so fine that I'm going to toss your salad tonight!
-Mitch

by Specialty Humor August 28, 2013