Tuscan Pot Roast

Pooping while sitting cross-legged on a hot sidewalk.

Dude just made a tuscan pot roast right on the sidewalk in front of Denny's.

by lerk99 March 12, 2017

Tuscan T-Bone

1. A menu item at Olive Garden. Grilled 18 oz choice T-bone brushed with Italian herbs. Served with Tuscan potatoes and bell peppers.

2. A Tuscan T-Bone occurs when a guy is ready to slide it gently into a cute, usually Italian, chick's pussy. He first takes a peek to enjoy the view and discovers a disgustingly hairy crotch, tries to ram it in before he gets sick, misses her camouflaged hole, and jams his cock into her taint. All of this ends with his bone crumpled into the shape of a "T".

Bill: Ouch! Shit!

Sophie: What happened?

Bill: What do you mean, what happened? I took one look at your snatch and ended up with a Tuscan T-Bone. You could warn a guy!

by oso31 June 19, 2007

tuscaloosa tussle

In a word, Incest. preferably with your sister or dad.

I walked by jimmy yesterday and we was having quite the Tuscaloosa tussle

by White Steel December 10, 2018

tuscan rim job

when mike spinkles cheese and pizza sauce on your butthole and licks it off

dude last night i was watching the steelers game and i passed out drunk and they gave me a tuscan rim job

by jumbles October 30, 2011

Tuica

Romanian drink, imagine vodka but upgraded. Has about 50% alchoohol and romanians drink it at parties

-Bro, did yoh bring the tuica?
-Yea bro, we getting wasted tonight!

by WelcomeToRomania January 2, 2020

The Tuscany Teetickle Special

The sexual act in which the female grinds her teeth using sandpaper, till fragments of her teeth lays on the guys testicles which she then sucks and nibbles on the teeth fragments and the testicles its self

Dude. My girlfriend gave me The Tuscany Teetickle Special. It hurts so good

by Hoggish & Herecles April 13, 2017

Tudiculate

Verb. To bruise or pound.

"Mike Tyson was destined to be a great soul until Robin Givens tudiculated him into the ground."

by kurrupt1976 June 19, 2009