Dried Turds

Big dark nipples that have sunken into the wrinkled brown areola ... resembling dried turds (wet turds if in the bath)

My nipples are like dried turds from all the breast feeding

by Working Class Hero December 29, 2020

Skylines and Turnstiles

The first My Chemical Romance song written by Gerard Way. Inspired by the 9/11 incident, in which Gerard witnessed. It's the seventh track on their first album, "I Brought You My Bullets, You Brought Me Your Love"

Did you know Skylines and Turnstiles was MCR's first song?

by MCRSavedMyLife August 9, 2009

coffee turns cold

Just like the moon, i will love you silently from afar

like we were once as warm as coffee, before everything turned cold - coffee turns cold

by badasspig April 29, 2023

she turns heads

There are two meanings to this phrase. The first is a woman turns heads due to her beauty, the second is she turns heads away so they won't vomit at an unattractive person!

She is so beautiful that she turns heads!

by I, Wreckerrr December 14, 2020

Turbo Turds

To take a fast shit.

Uh-oh. I have to shit but I have a show coming on in a minute! Better make turbo turds!

by Userman July 9, 2011

Tursday

It’s the day in-between Tuesday and Thursday, also colloquially known as the “turducken of weekdays” or wednesdays

“We have a date scheduled for this Tursday”

“What time are we meeting up for Tursday happy hour?”

by AlohaPrab June 18, 2020

twin turbskies

twin turbos

damn how much did you pay for those twin turbskies

by pussyman 2002 December 18, 2017