Turtling is being too slow at doing things such as morning routine, or taking a shower or getting dressed or getting work done.
E.g. I've been turtling all morning, messaging people instead of showering and eating breakfast and getting out the door and being in massive action towards my goals
by Massive action June 08, 2017
by Fundip39 February 23, 2019
The sexual act of missionary for bigger woman (they cannot rollover due to their weight) whereas the man ejaculates all over the stomach, face and breasts on the woman, and the woman moves around like a turtle out of the shell, similar to Super Mario Brothers.
by The_Real_PD_26 August 22, 2022
When you're a young teenager and trying to have sex with your girlfriend. She won't let you have real sex so you can only "turtle" the tip around. Turtling doesn't involve penetration.
by slipperysnarf October 07, 2011
When someone is trying to avoid a question and physically makes themself small like a turtle retreating into its shell
by Seriousness213 September 07, 2019
by Furry Fortnite loli hentai February 17, 2018
The act of 'turtling' is used mainly in first person shooters, (fps) it is to hide behind an object (Usually a crate/low wall etc) while still being able to see and shoot infront of you. This makes it very hard to be shot at by your enemy and also makes it very easy for you to kill your enemy without much effort at all. In games such as the 'Call of Duty' series it is possible to turtle and shoot your enemy while all they can see is your head and not your body or weapon. This is a very common but pretty cheap move used by most of the experienced 'Try Hard' players.
Victim #1- "I cant kill him hes turtling behind the damn wall!"
Victim #2- "I know how cheap is this turtling SOB!"
Team Leader- "Just shoot him in the head already, hes destroying us!"
Victim #2- "I know how cheap is this turtling SOB!"
Team Leader- "Just shoot him in the head already, hes destroying us!"
by DTShandyBass July 28, 2011