turtleneck

When yo bustin 4 a shit so bad that the log is popping in and out of ur anus, often leaving brown dabs on your underwear

I knew i shoulda had a shit before going to the movies i was turtlenecking for 2 hours and couldnt concentrate!

by simo1981 April 19, 2008

Turtleneck

To deliberately and surreptitiously cause defect to a prophylactic with the aspiration to impregnate or be impregnated as a result of ulterior motives.

Freg: Hey Sturbs, did you hear Hobbie knocked up Waura?
Hason: No way! What are they going to do?
Freg: Well, I think her family has crazy money.
Hason: That turtlenecking sonofabitch!

by Greggo Antony Bater March 4, 2010

Turtleneck

Someone of Sweater-Boy ethnic culture.
(Offensive Term)

I hate turtlenecks.

by PuddingSlurs April 16, 2023

Turtleneck

A Penis B4 Circumcision, in other words, b4 the nasty doctor has hacked off mr foreskin.

"Hey Doc please dont mess wi my TURTLENECK it will sting a little and i dont know wot i would do without my extra skin!!"

by Faz February 13, 2004

Turtleneck

When a guy cums on a girl's neck and spreads kleenex all over her neck

I jizzed all over her neck and cleaned her up with a turtleneck

by RichieRich69 September 5, 2010

Turtleneck

An uncircumsized penis.

She took one look at his turtleneck and screamed.

by John E. November 12, 2002

turtleneck

an uncircumcised man.

Ian is having a turtleneck.

by JET FUEL CAN MELT STEEL BEAMS May 8, 2015