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sex turrets

When you have turrets mounted outside your house that track movement, and emit sex sounds when activated.
Man walks by a house with sex turrets, and as they track him, he hears "OHYEAH!!!" , "Ughhhhh!" , and "Plow me so good!"
by Your Uncle Mario January 17, 2017
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Internet Turrets

An awful disability many people are afflicted with. Someone who is completely normal in everyday life, if given access to the internet, will turn into a complete jackass. The person begins to spurt racial slurs, random insults (mothers and sexual orientations are favorites), radical views and opinions and just various garbage.

These people afflicted with the disease are often called "Trolls".
Examples of Internet Turrets

Everyday Bob: Yes, I did vote for Obama.
Internet Bob: Fuck no, i didn't vote in that bitchass communist porch monkey! However, I did fuck his wife!

Everyday Bob: That girl is very appealing to the eye!
Internet Bob: *fap*fap*fap*

Everday Bob: That's an interesting point of view.
Interent Bob: Fuck you, you commie homo!

Everyday Bob: *joining in an engaging conversation, and staying on topic*
Internet Bob: Who else wants to have intercourse with Jessica Biel.
by bouncing-goldfish December 9, 2008
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love turrets

Uncontrolled, uncalled-for shouts of love at unexpected times, often in the midst of a fight.
Joe to Marrie: "No, this dress does not make you look fat.. Why do you keep asking? It's so annoying... LETS SNUGGLE!!!... no really, could you please for once shut up?"

Joe got love turrets.
by DJ horrible August 10, 2009
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Reflexes Turrets

A disorder where the infected person is usually clumsy, yet has brief moments of superstar hand-eye coordination.
Regular person: "Dude, how'd you catch that apple? That was insane!"

Infected person: "Man, I don't know. I must have Reflexes Turrets or something."
by Strongbad1441 February 24, 2008
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Bitch Turrets

When a woman can not control her mouth in relation to her emotions.
My wife developed Bitch Turrets when she found out I was banging her sister.
by The MobDeschool April 15, 2009
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Comidic Turrets

When you have the gift of uncontrollabe humor. It just comes and you say it out loud no matter who cares.
Where do you come up with that funny shit?? I don't have a clue, I guess it is from my Pop. It just comes to me and without thinking I blert it out... It's got me in trouble more then once before. I think it must be a form of comidic turrets.
by CPO BOATS March 8, 2010
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texting turrets

Random outburst of text, and after being sent is regretted.
by Jayz'sgrrl June 24, 2011
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