Turntables

A great pair of breasts.

"Dude, have you seen her turntables? Man, I totally want to have a spin on that set!"

by Mellynelly October 26, 2009

Turntable

When a girl sits between two guys and rubs their penis' outside their pants as if she were a DJ at the turntable. This usually leads to ski-poles.

Friend: Dude, did she give you guys hand-jobs?
Guys together: No, but she gave us the Turntable.

by DJ Urb November 3, 2009

two turntables and microphone

Line from a Beck song called "Where It's At". Two turntables and a microphone are supposed to represent a dick; the shaft and two balls...

Where it's at!?!? I got two turntables and microphone!

by Asa Guy December 28, 2008

Nebraskan Turntables

When you're fingering two girls at once. Rubbing the clits in a circle resembles the motion a DJ makes spinning a turntable.

Me: Ay what's the closest you've ever been to a threesome?
Ben: Haha I was so close one time. I actually did the Nebraskan Turntables on these twins, but I didn't get to fuck after.
Me: Damn! Why not?
Ben: Because they thought that fingering both of them at once was the stupidest shit ever. They left immediately after I tried it...

by nutellacroissant May 1, 2021

cinnamon toast turntables

a group chat on discord that does weird shit

hey dude i went on cinnamon toast turntables today. Now I can't go escape. Help....

by Luckie 559 February 27, 2021

TURNTABLES

I instrument used around the world to make various of beatz for music....

Some scratch djs begin to publicly experiment with, and develop their own methods of scratch notation. Most notable of the group, John Carluccio, director and creator of "Battle Sounds", shares his system of scratch notation with other DJs around the world

technic,vestax,go to a music store and look for one!

by azure November 29, 2003

How the turntables

A famous misquote by michael scott, describing instant karma.

"Well, well, well... How the turntables have . . . turned''

by lildudefly February 18, 2019